Sarah ([info]dingosatemyblog) wrote,
  • Location: Spiderhouse
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  • Music: Some Spanish guitar shit they're playing.

When I was just a sperm...

Have you ever counted 9 months back from your birthday to try to figure out when you were conceived? I was born August 27th. 9 months back would put us at late October...

hmmm. Could candy corn and smarties be an aphrodisiac? Or - I'm pretty sure my parents only had sex like once. I wonder what their costumes were, to have induced them into the throws of passion. I know one year they went as Miss Piggy and Kermit. Ew.

I just googled "throws of passion" and found this on someone's blog:

"Are you ever in the throws of passion and you're jamming your dick
into some guys (it could be a girl depending on your orientation) mouth and you can tell
they are really enjoying it, but in reality...all you can think about is teeth?"

That made me L-O-L.

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Anonymous

April 18 2006, 01:14:53 UTC 6 years ago

november, sweetie.

late november, sweetie. love, rio

[info]dingosatemyblog

April 18 2006, 01:18:47 UTC 6 years ago

Re: november, sweetie.

DAMNIT! Shit. That's what I originally thought. But then I re-counted, erroneously apparently, and got October. piss.
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